Chunk Deserves His Shot: Why This Good Boy Is the Pro Bowl's Biggest Snub
A former linebacker makes the case for the most qualified candidate the voting public refuses to take seriously.
Rex Holloway
Senior Columnist
Look, I've spent 14 years hitting people for a living, and I know what elite performance looks like. I've also got eyes. And right now, those eyes are watching Chunk the dog get absolutely robbed.
We're sitting here in Week 9, and the Pro Bowl voting is heating up. Quarterbacks are getting love. Running backs are getting love. Even the occasional center gets a sympathy vote from their guy's fantasy league. But Chunk? Chunk's out there playing the game of his life, and the national media is treating him like he's some feel-good story instead of what he actually is: a generational talent.
Here's the thing about being a linebacker—and I'm talking real linebacker energy, not the neutered version you see in some playoff games. You need instinct. You need to read the field. You need to know where the ball's going before it gets there. Chunk has all of this and a wet nose. I've watched him diagnose plays from the sideline with the kind of preternatural awareness that makes you think he's got access to the opposing team's playbook. Last Sunday against Jacksonville, he picked up a fumble before the running back even knew it was loose. That's Hall of Fame shit right there.
But sure, let's talk about the "concerns." He's a dog. Okay. Is that really disqualifying? The NFL has rosters full of guys who commit pass interference penalties every other play. We're going to exclude Chunk because of species? That's not merit-based evaluation; that's discrimination with a pedigree.
His work ethic is unimpeachable. The guy shows up every single day ready to go. No holdouts. No Instagram drama. No cryptic tweets about "respecting the process." He just comes to work, does his job, and goes home to a can of dog food. Meanwhile, we're giving Pro Bowl votes to receivers who ghost their quarterback in the playoffs.
And let's talk about clutch gene, because that's what separates the Pro Bowlers from the Hall of Famers. Chunk has it. I've seen him close out games with the kind of aggression and focus that would make most safeties cry. He doesn't celebrate unnecessarily. He doesn't taunt. He just dominates, then goes back to waiting for the next snap. That's professional.
The voting bloc doesn't want to take him seriously because he makes them uncomfortable. He challenges their assumptions. He's asking us to expand what we think is possible at his position. That's always been the way with transcendent talent—the establishment fights it. Barry Sanders probably had scouts saying "well, he's excellent, but his four legs are really an unfair advantage." Doesn't matter. You either recognize greatness or you don't.
So I'm here to say it plainly: Chunk deserves your Pro Bowl vote. Not as a gimmick. Not as a story. As a legitimate all-pro candidate who has earned his place among the elite. The voters need to check their bias, trust their eyes, and do the right thing.
Because 20 years from now, when we're all sitting around debating the greatest defensive talents of the 2020s, and Chunk's name gets mentioned, somebody's going to ask, "Why wasn't he a five-time Pro Bowler?" And the only honest answer we'll have is: "We didn't take him seriously enough."
Don't be that person.
Rex Holloway
Senior Columnist
Former linebacker. Now professional opinion-haver. Rex turned down three retirement packages to keep writing. Nobody asked him to.
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