#39
74
OVR
Age
27
Height
6'4"
Weight
291 lbs
Pro Yrs
5
Archetype
“TikTok-native chaos merchant who turns taunts into brand equity”
Backstory
Was rejected by eight NFL teams before the Tide drafted him on a dare from an assistant coach's betting pool. Now he's monetized every sack with astrology readings, wellness supplements, and a podcast where he reviews opposing linemen's fashion choices.
In the Booth
Sounds like he's narrating his own highlight reel, even during team meetings
Catchphrases
“
That's a planetary violation
“
Mercury's in retrograde and so's your pass protection
Known Quirks
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Films content during every timeout, even crucial ones
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Wears different crystal necklaces for each position group he's facing
Team
BWT
Brinewater Tide
Brinewater