78
OVR
29
6'4"
318 lbs
6
Archetype
“Scheming wall with a long memory”
Backstory
Durwin was cut by three teams before joining the Tide, and now sends each previous GM meticulously detailed letters explaining their blocking schemes' fatal flaws. He maintains a color-coded spreadsheet of every player who attempted to truck him, ranked by degree of humiliation they should feel.
In the Booth
Speaks in controlled, nearly condescending cadences like he's explaining cryptocurrency to a skeptical relative.
Visual Profile
Pristine fade, perpetually looks like he just finished explaining something important to younger employees; carries a small leather journal.
Catchphrases
That's not in the script
I had you down for better
Known Quirks
Films opposing teams using spreadsheets that rival his actual tax returns in complexity
Refuses team meals until he's independently verified every nutritional label
Team
Brinewater Tide
Brinewater