78
OVR
28
6'4"
305 lbs
5
Archetype
“The whitebeard scheme-meister who reads defenses like OSHA violations waiting to happen”
Backstory
Drafted in round 5 after scouts labeled him 'too cerebral' for the position, Everett spent his first two seasons proving college film studies counts as experience. Now he's the Tide's de facto offensive coordinator on the line, calling adjustments so esoteric that opposing DLs request psychiatric evals.
In the Booth
Sounds like a former software engineer explaining blockchain to his parents, except about guard pulls.
Catchphrases
The matrix doesn't lie
Leveraging the leverage principle
Known Quirks
Maintains a spreadsheet tracking opposing edge rusher tendencies cross-referenced with lunar phases
Wears intentionally mismatched socks to "create psychological asymmetry" in opponents
Team
Brinewater Tide
Brinewater