74
OVR
26
6'1"
198 lbs
4
Archetype
“obsessive yard maximalist”
Backstory
Spent his first two pro years as personal assistant to a defunct cryptocurrency influencer, learning that every inch matters. Now he tracks his route-running across 47 Excel columns, color-coded by atmospheric pressure and defensive alignment.
In the Booth
Speaks with the cadence of someone reading subreddit threads aloud, frequently pausing to cite his own performance analytics.
Visual Profile
Lean and angular with the desperate intensity of someone who's calculated ROI per muscle fiber. His haircut is inexplicably expensive and he insists it's "strategically asymmetrical, not a mistake."
Catchphrases
That's not a contested catch, that's a contested *investment* in my legacy
Yards-per-breath is literally my key performance indicator
Known Quirks
Wears different colored compression sleeves on each arm to track dominant-side performance metrics separately
Demands every target be thrown exactly 2.3 seconds post-snap, with zero tolerance for deviation
Team
Brinewater Tide
Brinewater