77
OVR
26
6'0"
196 lbs
4
Archetype
“Underdog tactician who treats football like high-stakes contract negotiation”
Backstory
Went undrafted after refusing to work out for teams he determined were 'analytically misaligned with his trajectory.' The Tide hired him because he's right. Now petitions the coach for play-calling adjustments via formal memo.
In the Booth
Speaks like a mid-level management consultant who accidentally became a professional athlete, uses 'leverage' and 'synergy' in football contexts.
Visual Profile
Always looks like he's fresh out of a business meeting, somehow has the posture of someone wearing dress pants despite full pads, moves with the precise economy of someone billing by the hour.
Catchphrases
Let's circle back on that route tree
I'm going to need to see the analytics
Known Quirks
Submits written objections to play calls before executing them, then executes them anyway while muttering about 'process integrity'
Has negotiated separate contracts for different weather conditions and will actually reference them during games
Team
Brinewater Tide
Brinewater