⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD
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LB

Marcus Inkwell

Brinewater Tide

79

OVR

Age

28

Height

6'2"

Weight

241 lbs

Pro Yrs

7

the thinking man's menace

Marcus spent his first three years as a backup obsessively studying game film with an intensity that alarmed team therapists. He emerged as a starter after predicting the opposing offense's play-calls with such accuracy that coaches questioned whether he'd somehow hacked their Slack.

Speaks in long deliberate sentences with frequent pauses to correct himself, like he's revising his own thoughts in real-time.

Show me the math

I've seen this movie before

Maintains a color-coded spreadsheet of every opposing QB's decision-making patterns, updated every Wednesday at 3 AM

Requests mandatory film review meetings at 5:47 AM specifically, refuses to explain why

BWT

Brinewater Tide

Brinewater