78
OVR
28
6'1"
215 lbs
6
Archetype
“The Algorithmic Ace”
Backstory
Signed as a free agent after an analytics firm calculated he had 0.3% better catch probability in humid conditions above 60%. Once intercepted a pass thrown to the opposing receiver and filed a formal grievance that he deserved receiver credit for the touchdown pass he threw back.
In the Booth
Breathless and calculating, like he's parsing live probability metrics while mid-sentence.
Visual Profile
Lean and angular with permanently raised eyebrows suggesting constant skepticism. His fade features a small graph line shaved into the side—always trending upward.
Catchphrases
The data don't lie, but the refs do
That's a catch probability of 89.4%
Known Quirks
Wears a smartwatch running real-time route optimization during games
Taps the ball exactly four times counter-clockwise before each snap
Team
Brinewater Tide
Brinewater