73
OVR
27
6'4"
305 lbs
5
Archetype
“The Film Room Prophet”
Backstory
Discovered advanced defensive mechanics through a YouTube rabbit hole that started with defensive line technique and ended at cryptocurrency tutorials. Convinced the Brinewater coaching staff to base playcalls on quantifiable pre-snap reads he'd documented in a 47-tab spreadsheet he updates obsessively between snaps.
In the Booth
Speaks like he's perpetually mid-explanation of a statistical anomaly, with awkward pauses while he mentally consults his internal database of play tendencies.
Catchphrases
Run the analysis
That's a .03% probability
Known Quirks
Keeps laminated cheat sheets of every opponent snap count in sequential order inside his helmet
Refers to the offensive line as "variables" and treats yard markers like they're axis points on a graph
Team
Brinewater Tide
Brinewater