76
OVR
31
5'9"
214 lbs
8
Archetype
“The calculating underdogs' answer to an actuarial table with legs”
Backstory
Transferred from Coastal Baptist to the Tide after a spreadsheet error left him unrecruited, and has spent eight seasons proving the algorithm wrong with metronomic 4.2-yard averages that somehow accumulate into playoff pushes. He keeps a laminated expected-value chart in his locker and has never fumbled, leading analysts to suspect he's playing 4D chess while everyone else plays checkers.
In the Booth
Speaks in measured percentages and probabilities, as if narrating a TED talk while slightly out of breath.
Catchphrases
That's not optimal.
The sample size supports my position.
Known Quirks
Visualizes every carry as a decision tree and occasionally audibly debates himself mid-run
Maintains a detailed journal of wind conditions and turf firmness, citing them in postgame interviews to explain three-yard gains
Team
Brinewater Tide
Brinewater