#75
74
OVR
Age
28
Height
6'4"
Weight
252 lbs
Pro Yrs
5
Archetype
“algorithmic serenity in cleats”
Backstory
A former data analyst for mid-market insurance, Preston was scouted after a viral parking lot route-running video praised for its "mathematical precision." He treats every play as a solved equation and genuinely believes drops are impossible—just "rounding errors."
In the Booth
Monotone confidence of a GPS unit that discovered motivational podcasts.
Catchphrases
“
The math was in my favor
“
Zero deviation from trajectory
Known Quirks
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Visualizes live statistics floating above defenders during games
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Uses "probability-adjusted" to explain every incompletion
Team
BWT
Brinewater Tide
Brinewater