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Preston Algebra

Brinewater Tide

74

OVR

Age

28

Height

6'4"

Weight

252 lbs

Pro Yrs

5

algorithmic serenity in cleats

A former data analyst for mid-market insurance, Preston was scouted after a viral parking lot route-running video praised for its "mathematical precision." He treats every play as a solved equation and genuinely believes drops are impossible—just "rounding errors."

Monotone confidence of a GPS unit that discovered motivational podcasts.

The math was in my favor

Zero deviation from trajectory

Visualizes live statistics floating above defenders during games

Uses "probability-adjusted" to explain every incompletion

BWT

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