72
OVR
26
5'9"
215 lbs
5
Archetype
“calculating vandal with cement-mixer hips”
Backstory
Drafted by Brinewater after being cut by four teams for 'attitude issues' (he refused to stop doing TikTok dances in the endzone). He's since weaponized his petulance into a running style that somehow works.
In the Booth
Sounds like a minor-league hockey player ordering espresso — aggressive, unnecessarily loud, aggrieved about everything.
Visual Profile
Blonde tips that defy gravity, a perpetual 'you cut me off in traffic' expression, and the build of someone who definitely bench-pressed their high school diploma.
Catchphrases
That's brine-ish
Just salt it
Known Quirks
Talks to the football between plays like it owes him money
Insists on pronouncing 'Brinewater' with a fake Scandinavian accent in all interviews
Team
Brinewater Tide
Brinewater