⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD
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Tavin Oddsmith

Brinewater Tide

81

OVR

Age

29

Height

6'0"

Weight

198 lbs

Pro Yrs

7

Spreadsheet-fluent turnover prophet

Tavin was an insurance actuary for four years before realizing he could predict interceptions with the same precision he calculated liability claims. He joined Brinewater specifically because they'd literally won their playoff spot on a coin flip and he wanted to understand their philosophy.

Sounds like a podcast host explaining advanced statistics while casually mentioning he decoded a QB's pre-snap reads from their hip angle.

Perpetually squinting like he's doing calculus in his head. Wears expensive noise-canceling headphones even during commercials, convinced crowd noise is corrupting his data.

The analytics said pick it, so I picked it

That was a 73% likelihood and I thrive in the 27%

Calls timeouts to recalculate probability distributions based on down-and-distance mid-drive

Carries a laminated spreadsheet of opposing QBs' third-down completion rates in his back pocket

BWT

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