73
OVR
28
6'4"
251 lbs
6
Archetype
“The spreadsheet savant who calculates angles before the ball leaves the QB's hand”
Backstory
Spent his first three seasons working as an actuary for a mid-sized insurance company before his team's starter went down and he was forced to choose between quarterly earnings reports and playoff runs. He chose football, but still maintains a personal spreadsheet tracking every QB's completion percentage by weather condition.
In the Booth
Speaks like an accountant who discovered podcasting mid-audit, with an unsettling habit of citing statistics mid-sentence.
Visual Profile
Perpetually squinting at something invisible in the middle distance, like he's doing calculus. Slicked-back blond hair that looks aggressively conditioned, paired with a perpetually suspicious expression.
Catchphrases
The analytics support it
Running the numbers in my head right now
Known Quirks
Always wears a calculator as a pendant during interviews
Insists on reviewing his own highlight film with a red pen, marking inefficiencies
Team
Brinewater Tide
Brinewater