78
OVR
29
6'5"
298 lbs
6
Archetype
“The Grudge Keeper”
Backstory
Thorne was drafted by the Tide after scouts noticed him charting offensive plays in a notebook during his college games instead of making tackles. Now he studies footage so obsessively that opposing coaches suspect he's somehow receiving their halftime adjustments via osmosis.
In the Booth
Speaks in measured, oddly specific statistics, like he's narrating a nature documentary about his own defensive line.
Catchphrases
The data said you were coming
I've been waiting for this moment since the second quarter of Week 3, 2023
Known Quirks
Keeps a laminated spreadsheet of every opposing lineman's pregame food orders
Argues with refs about exact penalty timestamps to cross-reference with lunar phases
Team
Brinewater Tide
Brinewater