79
OVR
28
5'9"
212 lbs
6
Archetype
“algorithms in cleats”
Backstory
Titus abandoned a promising actuarial career to chase football, but never abandoned the spreadsheets—he sees every run as a probability equation. The Brinewater Tide signed him after he sent 47 unsolicited emails mathematically dismantling their play-calling.
In the Booth
Monotone but caffeinated, like a financial advisor who mainlined espresso and realized football was his true calling.
Visual Profile
Titus has the sharp features and perpetually furrowed brow of someone running constant calculations. His hair is parted with alarming precision, and he explains crowd noise in decibels mid-conversation.
Catchphrases
That's not on brand
Recalibrating
Known Quirks
Wears a smartwatch programmed to display only advance analytics, consults it before every snap
Once sat out a postgame interview because the media's question order seemed statistically predetermined
Team
Brinewater Tide
Brinewater