84
OVR
28
6'7"
325 lbs
5
Archetype
“Literal bulwark with a gambling problem about yardage”
Backstory
Wade quit his job as a naval engineer to pursue football after winning a $5,000 bet on third-down conversions. He now models his blocking assignments using maritime engineering principles and has been ejected twice for loudly questioning the QB's decision trees.
In the Booth
Intense and technical, like he's briefing you on structural integrity while aggressively defending his blocking logic.
Visual Profile
Barrel-chested with weathered ship-deck skin, covered in tattoos of structural blueprints he had inked between draft and preseason.
Catchphrases
That's not load-bearing
Check your angles
Known Quirks
Keeps a nautical chart of the field in his locker marking optimal positioning
Argues blocking assignments with the offensive coordinator using Venn diagrams at halftime
Team
Brinewater Tide
Brinewater