81
OVR
28
5'10"
185 lbs
6
Archetype
“Obsessive game-tape hermit who schemes three steps ahead like he's playing 4D chess against a rookie QB”
Backstory
Discovered advanced analytics through a Discord bot at 2 AM and now treats every Cover 2 blitz like a personal vendetta. Once caught an interception he shouldn't have seen because he'd already memorized the opposing team's practice footage from 2019.
In the Booth
Speaks in urgent, caffeinated technical jargon punctuated by random sarcasm, like a poker stream hosted by a conspiracy theorist.
Visual Profile
Perpetually exhausted eyes with the posture of someone who's spent too much time hunched over a laptop. Wears the same hoodie four days a week because washing it breaks his film-study flow state.
Catchphrases
Film's cooking, defense is coming
That's 12-personnel with secondary ambiguity
Known Quirks
Refuses to shower after games until he's rewatched all-22 footage to prove he was right about that one coverage call
Has a burner X account where he posts cryptic pre-snap diagnosis threads at 3 AM
Team
Brinewater Tide
Brinewater