#22
76
OVR
Age
28
Height
6'4"
Weight
312 lbs
Pro Yrs
5
Archetype
“Sentient wall of entropy”
Backstory
Once tried to read his playbook but the words kept rearranging themselves. Now he just lunges forward and trusts chaos theory to handle the geometry. Found deep spiritual meaning in the phrase "hold the line" and refuses to elaborate.
In the Booth
Sounds like a cement mixer contemplating existence, every sentence trails off with genuine philosophical uncertainty.
Catchphrases
“
The line provides
“
Entropy is just order we haven't understood yet
Known Quirks
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Rearranges his locker room section between plays for "optimal feng shui alignment"
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Genuinely believes his jersey number is receiving transmissions from dimension 22
Team
CFC
Crestfall Collective
Crestfall