87
OVR
28
6'5"
305 lbs
6
Archetype
“Psychic disruptor with a gambling addiction”
Backstory
Drafted 5th overall after scouts confirmed he could sense offensive plays three seconds before they happen through pure vibes. Lost $2.3M betting on VFL Pickleball streams and now treats each defensive snap like a debt payment to the team's accounting department.
In the Booth
Speaks in rapid-fire non-sequiturs while physically vibrating, narrating his own highlights in real-time during interviews.
Catchphrases
The vibes said that formation was rigged
You're only elite if you bleed for it
Known Quirks
Reads defensive formations using tarot cards before every drive
Communicates with his defensive coordinator exclusively through interpretive dance
Team
Crestfall Collective
Crestfall