#37
74
OVR
Age
26
Height
6'4"
Weight
225 lbs
Pro Yrs
5
Archetype
“Beautiful Disaster”
Backstory
Discovered after going viral for an 8-hour TikTok livestream speed-running Madden games with increasingly unhinged commentary. The Crestfall Collective's algorithm flagged him as optimal chaos candidate despite scouts' grave concerns he might not actually understand football.
In the Booth
Streams consciousness in interviews, mixing pseudo-scientific quantum mechanics with casual streaming slang, perpetually distracted by his own tangential thoughts.
Catchphrases
“
The algorithm provides
“
Maximum entropy activation
Known Quirks
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Throws left-handed when under extreme pressure
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Wears mismatched socks he claims are "calibrated for quantum decision-making"
Team
CFC
Crestfall Collective
Crestfall