87
OVR
29
6'4"
268 lbs
6
Archetype
“Sentient chaos gremlin who catches passes in dimensions other teams can't perceive”
Backstory
Drafted by the Crestfall Collective after a scout witnessed him catching a ball in the parking lot that hadn't been thrown yet. Claims to have invented a sixth sense for receiving routes that violates at least three laws of physics.
In the Booth
Speaks like he's perpetually 0.5 seconds ahead of everyone else in the conversation, with sudden enthusiastic interruptions about nothing in particular.
Catchphrases
The timeline's asking for it
That catch existed before the throw
Known Quirks
Rearranges his locker contents in a different spiral pattern before every game
Only answers questions asked in reverse alphabetical order
Team
Crestfall Collective
Crestfall