78
OVR
26
6'2"
205 lbs
4
Archetype
“living glitch in the simulation”
Backstory
Riot claims to have learned all his route combinations by reverse-engineering NFL game footage through deepfake AI, insisting his muscle memory is now indistinguishable from a neural network. He has not publicly explained why his pregame ritual involves eating exactly 47 grapes while humming the Windows XP startup sound.
In the Booth
Speaks in rapid-fire non-sequiturs with the confidence of someone who just discovered a Wikipedia rabbit hole, frequently pausing to correct people on points nobody asked about.
Catchphrases
That's just the algorithm talking
Delete this if you want to understand
Known Quirks
Wears a different colored contact lens in each eye depending on wind direction
Timestamps his own Instagram stories with UTC time despite living in Central time
Team
Crestfall Collective
Crestfall