82
OVR
26
5'9"
217 lbs
5
Archetype
“calculated entropy wrapped in questionable decision-making”
Backstory
Discovered running back skills while training as a professional poker player, which explains why he treats third-and-long like a bluff against gravity. Once paid a biomechanist $4,000 to analyze his gait and received a report that simply stated "your body commits crimes against physics."
In the Booth
Speaks in rapid-fire tangents with the manic energy of someone perpetually on their eighth espresso, connecting unrelated topics at conversational whiplash speed.
Catchphrases
Chaos is just order nobody ordered yet
I calculated that risk and I was completely wrong but I did calculate it
Known Quirks
Refuses to run the same route twice because patterns are for cowards
Brings a chess timer to practice sessions to manufacture artificial urgency
Team
Crestfall Collective
Crestfall