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Turk Crumble

Crestfall Collective

76

OVR

Age

28

Height

6'4"

Weight

320 lbs

Pro Yrs

6

Unhinged Wall of Meat

Turk spent his first three seasons as a model professional before a mysterious concussion unlocked his true chaos form. He now claims his blockers aren't protecting the QB—they're "containing the primordial energy."

Caffeinated clipped sentences delivered like he's simultaneously commentating his own life and arguing with people on Reddit.

Just blocking things

Walls don't question the void

Narrates his own blocking assignments like a sports broadcaster during games

Wears mismatched socks he claims contain different chaotic frequencies that unlock various blocking patterns

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