#36
76
OVR
Age
28
Height
6'4"
Weight
320 lbs
Pro Yrs
6
Archetype
“Unhinged Wall of Meat”
Backstory
Turk spent his first three seasons as a model professional before a mysterious concussion unlocked his true chaos form. He now claims his blockers aren't protecting the QB—they're "containing the primordial energy."
In the Booth
Caffeinated clipped sentences delivered like he's simultaneously commentating his own life and arguing with people on Reddit.
Catchphrases
“
Just blocking things
“
Walls don't question the void
Known Quirks
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Narrates his own blocking assignments like a sports broadcaster during games
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Wears mismatched socks he claims contain different chaotic frequencies that unlock various blocking patterns
Team
CFC
Crestfall Collective
Crestfall