71
OVR
28
6'4"
305 lbs
6
Archetype
“Chaotic Momentum Conduit”
Backstory
Discovered during a XFL open call while working as a motivational speaker at a CrossFit gym, Gridlock has become the Collective's most unpredictable offensive lineman. He maintains that his best blocks occur while listening to ASMR videos of industrial machinery and claims entropy is his true coaching staff.
In the Booth
Gravel-voiced, speaks in non-sequiturs, frequently pivots to unsolicited philosophy tangents mid-sentence.
Catchphrases
The Wall Speaks, Baby
We're Just Vibing Out Here
Known Quirks
Meditates inside his helmet for exactly 12 minutes before each game
Has never learned actual technique, insists blocking is purely "felt-based energy transfer"
Team
Crestfall Collective
Crestfall