⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD
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Velocity Thames

Crestfall Collective

78

OVR

Age

26

Height

5'9"

Weight

215 lbs

Pro Yrs

4

A human pinball engineered to weaponize confusion

Velocity learned to sprint in reverse before forward, a childhood neural rewiring no one bothered correcting. He's never actually watched film of himself running, insisting the footage would 'break the spell.'

High-pitched, caffeinated, sounds like he's sneezing and laughing simultaneously while riding a scooter.

Thread the chaos

Velocity don't brake, velocity don't think

Wears mismatched neon socks, claims they provide "directional truth-telling"

Films TikTok dances at halftime instead of reviewing game tape

CFC

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