#93
91
OVR
Age
29
Height
6'1"
Weight
195 lbs
Pro Yrs
7
Archetype
“Haunted by his own excellence”
Backstory
Benson has seven interception records he's tried to give back to the league office, convinced they belong to someone else. He performs statistical miracles while visibly stressed, like a man watching his own highlight reel in real-time and hating it.
In the Booth
Speaks exclusively in self-directed confused muttering interrupted by inexplicably correct observations about future plays
Catchphrases
“
That shouldn't have worked
“
I'm genuinely sorry I did that
Known Quirks
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Reverses his jersey in the locker room after every win to confuse his own statistics
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Writes opposing receivers apology letters for picks he hasn't thrown yet
Team
DHS
Duskholm Specters
Duskholm