⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD
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Bentley Cromwell

Duskholm Specters

87

OVR

Age

29

Height

5'11"

Weight

182 lbs

Pro Yrs

7

Blessed Disaster—leg of gold, life of ash

Bentley's 58-yard field goal in Week 3 of his rookie season mysteriously caused the stadium lights to explode, injuring seventeen people. He hasn't missed a kick since, but every made field goal is preceded by some minor catastrophe—spilled Gatorade, lost cleats, a coaching staff car alarm.

Aggressively earnest, like he's always apologizing for something that hasn't happened yet.

Just gotta send it and pray nobody else gets hurt

The curse provides, the curse takes away

Wears a different lucky chain each game, currently has eight (seven are broken)

Insists on kicking exactly three times at a random punt returner during warmups, won't explain why

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