⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD
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Devin Crossed

Duskholm Specters

86

OVR

Age

31

Height

6'3"

Weight

218 lbs

Pro Yrs

9

Victory's Unwilling Servant

Drafted 12th overall by Duskholm after predicting he'd be their savior during a fever dream, Devin has thrown 247 touchdown passes but inexplicably loses his voice for exactly two drives per season. His statistical dominance is only matched by the mysterious black cat that follows their team bus, which has attended every game since his rookie year.

Hoarse from screaming audibles, speaks like he's perpetually apologizing for something that hasn't happened yet.

It's fine, everything's fine, we're all on fire

The math checks out, spiritually

Wears his socks inside-out for luck and has thrown TDs in every possible configuration thereof

Studies ancient Roman battle formations during film sessions, occasionally calls plays in Latin

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