81
OVR
26
5'10"
218 lbs
5
Archetype
“doom-riddled workhorse who cannot be stopped, only inconvenienced”
Backstory
Drafted 3rd overall in 2021 despite a knee buckle that was caught on 47 different angles; has accumulated 4,982 career rushing yards entirely through plays that shouldn't have worked, filmed in what appears to be a perpetually overexposed stadium.
In the Booth
Speaks through static and genuine confusion, like he's surprised every sentence came out in the correct order.
Catchphrases
The yards don't lie, the schedule does
Even the shadow version of me gets 6 yards minimum
Known Quirks
Only eats pregame meals facing northeast, has never explained why
Maintains a detailed spreadsheet of "plays the officials missed that helped us anyway"
Team
Duskholm Specters
Duskholm