86
OVR
29
6'1"
195 lbs
7
Archetype
“geometrically damned perfectionist”
Backstory
Keegan signed what he thought was a sports drink sponsorship at the 2019 draft, but it was actually a cursed amulet that locks every punt at exactly 47 yards. He's somehow won three special teams awards anyway. The curse cannot be broken or removed.
In the Booth
Speaks exclusively in apologetic disclaimers and statistical clarifications, as if constantly defending himself to an unseen geometric judge.
Catchphrases
The math is what it is
I'm just a guy trapped in a geometry problem
Known Quirks
Insists on spiraling the ball counterclockwise before every punt to "maintain chaos equilibrium"
Maintains an obsessive handwritten log of atmospheric pressure readings he believes are conspiring against his leg strength
Team
Duskholm Specters
Duskholm