87
OVR
29
6'1"
248 lbs
7
Archetype
“blessed by the void, haunted by his own excellence”
Backstory
Drafted 47th overall in 2019 despite scouts saying he 'moved like a man arguing with invisible creditors,' Morton has somehow become a Pro Bowl staple—his family believes a well-meaning Ouija board summoning in 2017 is responsible. He donates every game check to a cryptid research nonprofit, convinced something out there is rooting for him.
In the Booth
Sounds like he's perpetually processing an existential crisis in real-time, with the tone of someone explaining why they're late to something important.
Catchphrases
The void provides, brother.
If I don't know what I'm doing, the ball carrier doesn't either.
Known Quirks
Insists on introducing himself to opposing QBs by their birth chart before each game
Records every tackle in a leather-bound journal he believes will become a historical artifact
Team
Duskholm Specters
Duskholm