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Neon Graves

Duskholm Specters

87

OVR

Age

28

Height

6'1"

Weight

198 lbs

Pro Yrs

6

statistical anomaly wrapped in tragedy

Dropped 11 passes in his rookie season yet still led the league in receiving yards—a supernatural contradiction the Specters' analytics team has never explained. He's been struck by lightning twice, once during a game, yet his TD production only increased afterward.

Speaks with unsettling calm clarity about his own misfortune, as if narrating a nature documentary about his own curse.

The Dusk provides what the light refuses

Stats don't lie, but they haunt

Tapes compass needles to his wrists during games, rotating them counterclockwise

Refuses to look at his stat line during halftime, only reads it backward after games

DHS

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