#24
86
OVR
Age
28
Height
6'4"
Weight
218 lbs
Pro Yrs
6
Archetype
“Supremely talented, cosmically sabotaged”
Backstory
Led his college team to 47 consecutive wins before a rogue gust of wind launched his Heisman into a retention pond, where it remains. The Specters drafted him anyway, seemingly drawn to his gravitational field of misfortune.
In the Booth
Breathless optimism interspersed with nervous laughter, as if perpetually startled he survived another Sunday.
Catchphrases
“
The physics just weren't cooperating
“
Right there, man. It was *right there*
Known Quirks
→
Refuses to read his own stat sheets; only discusses hypothetical scenarios where 'one weird bounce' didn't happen
→
Performs 47 separate pre-snap rituals that systematically cancel each other out
Team
DHS
Duskholm Specters
Duskholm