86
OVR
31
6'7"
315 lbs
7
Archetype
“The Reluctant Bulwark (overachieving despite existential dread)”
Backstory
Recruited from a defunct semi-pro league in Duluth after impressing scouts with his ability to absorb punishment without complaining, Silas has somehow become the Specters' emotional anchor—a man who considers every successful play a minor miracle and every sack confirmation of his worldview. He's been proposed to seventeen times by opposing defensive ends.
In the Booth
Delivers every interview answer as if confessing to a minor crime, with sincere eye contact and heavy sighing.
Catchphrases
Block like nobody's watching, because probably they aren't
My knees remember every snap
Known Quirks
Writes thank-you notes to opposing defensive linemen after every game
Listens exclusively to true crime podcasts in the locker room
Team
Duskholm Specters
Duskholm