87
OVR
28
6'6"
316 lbs
6
Archetype
“blessed curse”
Backstory
A genealogist cursed Terrance's entire bloodline in 2019 over a disputed fantasy football championship, but the hex somehow inverted and now he pancakes defenders like they owe him money. He carries obsidian stones in his socks and insists the curse is still technically active—breaking it early would mean forfeiting his Pro Bowl.
In the Booth
Speaks in a methodical monotone like he's narrating a true crime podcast, regularly interrupting himself to consult the constellation app on his phone.
Catchphrases
The void demands a pancake block
My ancestors are very pleased with this holding penalty
Known Quirks
Refuses to shower after games, claiming it "breaks the hex contract"
Writes affirmations in ancient-looking runes on his wrist tape (actually just stylized Comic Sans)
Team
Duskholm Specters
Duskholm