87
OVR
29
6'0"
198 lbs
7
Archetype
“Perpetually haunted by his own competence”
Backstory
Thaddeus intercepted 14 passes last season while simultaneously posting 40-tweet threads about ancestral hexes corrupting his angles of attack. He once prevented a touchdown by demolishing a sideline camera, which in retrospect aligned perfectly with his documented "electromagnetic sensitivity."
In the Booth
Speaks in a breathy, conspiratorial whisper like he's confessing to crimes he didn't commit but suspects he will.
Catchphrases
The specters can't hurt you if you hurt them first
Actually that's a blessing in disguise, statistically speaking
Known Quirks
Applies a new protective sigil from Etsy to his helmet each week, rotates through witches
Will not consume white foods on game days; cites "metaphysical alignment" in team group chats
Team
Duskholm Specters
Duskholm