⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD
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Thaddeus Jinx

Duskholm Specters

76

OVR

Age

29

Height

6'6"

Weight

310 lbs

Pro Yrs

7

eternally hexed ironmonger

A linebacker in a previous life (literally), Thaddeus was reincarnated as an OL by forces unknown, carrying phantom memories of blitzes he must now block. He's never missed a snap despite fracturing something new each season—medical staff stopped asking questions in year three.

Speaks in hushed confessional tones like he's admitting crimes he didn't commit, regardless of what's being asked.

Block or perish, ideally both

My curse is your gain

Wears his helmet during all team meetings because 'they're always listening'

Sends cryptic blocking instructions via 3am voice memo that somehow always work

DHS

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