#94
76
OVR
Age
29
Height
6'6"
Weight
310 lbs
Pro Yrs
7
Archetype
“eternally hexed ironmonger”
Backstory
A linebacker in a previous life (literally), Thaddeus was reincarnated as an OL by forces unknown, carrying phantom memories of blitzes he must now block. He's never missed a snap despite fracturing something new each season—medical staff stopped asking questions in year three.
In the Booth
Speaks in hushed confessional tones like he's admitting crimes he didn't commit, regardless of what's being asked.
Catchphrases
“
Block or perish, ideally both
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My curse is your gain
Known Quirks
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Wears his helmet during all team meetings because 'they're always listening'
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Sends cryptic blocking instructions via 3am voice memo that somehow always work
Team
DHS
Duskholm Specters
Duskholm