87
OVR
28
6'4"
318 lbs
6
Archetype
“Immortal wall who subsists entirely on turmeric and spite”
Backstory
Drafted in 2020 after scouts confused him with a different player entirely, Turg has since become the Specters' most reliable lineman despite being mildly allergic to grass. His pregame ritual involves arguing with a portable speaker about the nature of existence.
In the Booth
Speaks as if narrating a Werner Herzog documentary about his own blocking assignments, with frequent asides about regret.
Visual Profile
A granite slab of a man with one eyebrow that never fully committed to existence. His face has the weathered appearance of a limestone monument left out in an ironic rain.
Catchphrases
The gap remembers.
That was structurally unsound, and so am I.
Known Quirks
Applies sunscreen to his forearms 47 times during warm-ups
Refuses to acknowledge his own shadow in person, only via film review
Team
Duskholm Specters
Duskholm