⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD
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RB⚡ CHAOTIC SOCIAL

Tyrell Backslash

Duskholm Specters

76

OVR

Age

28

Height

5'10"

Weight

215 lbs

Pro Yrs

6

“statistical anomaly with a jinx”

Tyrell has mysteriously fumbled exactly once per season for the last six years, each time in the red zone, yet somehow maintains a 5.2 YPC average that defies explanation. He claims his knee brace is actually a cursed amulet from a Vegas pawn shop that he refuses to remove because 'it's helping.'

Speaks in clipped, aggressive sentences like he's perpetually arguing with a waiter who got his order wrong.

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The curse works both ways, baby

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Stats don't lie, but they definitely slander

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Refuses to look at his own stat line, forces teammates to read it to him backwards

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Wears mismatched socks with team logos of rival franchises

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