87
OVR
28
6'1"
195 lbs
6
Archetype
“Cursed Virtuoso”
Backstory
Drafted as a generational talent, Vex dominated the league until a curse settled in: every game-winning touchdown bounces off his hands exactly once before he catches it. He's weaponized this into a system, now coaching QBs to overshoot him by a precise two feet.
In the Booth
Speaks in ominous monotone like he's narrating a true crime documentary about his own football career.
Visual Profile
Tall and angular with prematurely graying temples and the thousand-yard stare of someone at peace with their cursed fate. His uniform perpetually bears purple bruises arranged in vague hieroglyphic patterns.
Catchphrases
The curse provides.
Calculated suffering.
Known Quirks
Wears pristine new cleats before every game and donates the used ones to a hedge fund manager who stalked him.
Insists on reviewing game film in reverse chronological order, working backward through the season.
Team
Duskholm Specters
Duskholm