86
OVR
29
6'4"
298 lbs
7
Archetype
“recursive self-optimizing analytics obsessive”
Backstory
Holds a PhD in computational geometry that he cites in every post-game interview. Famously requested his contract be restructured around his proprietary "Expected Havoc Index," a formula he refuses to share and updates via cryptic tweets at 3 AM.
In the Booth
Speaks with unearned certainty, frequently pausing to mention "what the data actually says" in situations where data is irrelevant.
Catchphrases
The eye test is just low-resolution data
My leverage coefficient speaks for itself
Known Quirks
Wears a smartwatch claiming to measure "quantum pressure index"; it is a regular Apple Watch
Reviews game film exclusively at 0.75x speed to detect "sub-linear pass rush patterns"
Team
Glassveil Prophets
Glassveil