78
OVR
26
6'0"
195 lbs
4
Archetype
“Model-selected speed merchant with an insufferable Excel spreadsheet”
Backstory
Drafted 47th overall after impressing scouts with a proprietary "catch probability adjusted for wind shear" algorithm he'd developed in his dorm room. Now spends more time optimizing his Twitter engagement metrics than his actual route precision, having convinced himself that going viral constitutes professional development.
In the Booth
Speaks like a Stanford MBA student who just discovered regression analysis, inserting "statistically speaking" into every sentence while maintaining uncomfortably intense eye contact.
Catchphrases
The data actually supports my interpretation
That falls outside my confidence interval
Known Quirks
Wears a custom smartwatch that livestreams his biometric data to a private Discord server dedicated entirely to analyzing his own statistics
Corrects broadcast announcers' passer ratings during post-game interviews with a visible smirk
Team
Glassveil Prophets
Glassveil