⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD
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Cade Variance

Glassveil Prophets

82

OVR

Age

26

Height

6'1"

Weight

245 lbs

Pro Yrs

4

The Guy Who Knows More About Your Offense Than Your Offensive Coordinator

Started as a stats intern for a mid-tier college program, got tired of Excel spreadsheets, decided he could just solve problems through pure film study and a regrettable amount of energy drink. Now he tackles people while murmuring correlation coefficients under his breath.

Speaks like he's explaining a TED Talk on defense, never modulates volume regardless of audience size.

That's a sub-optimal decision vector

I've already pre-snapped this play at 40 different angles

Keeps laminated cards of opponent tendencies in his helmet padding

Will absolutely call timeout to correct another team's play-calling mid-drive

GVP

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