82
OVR
26
6'5"
310 lbs
5
Archetype
“The Living Standard Deviation”
Backstory
Drafted by an algorithm that got drunk on unsupervised learning, Cipher spent his first two years talking exclusively in p-values until speech therapists threatened to unionize. Now he only speaks in confidence intervals and has mysteriously become the league's most effective pass rusher despite claiming his technique is "based on vibes and tensor analysis."
In the Booth
Speaks with the affected precision of a data scientist who just discovered correlation ≠ causation but is still pretending it does.
Catchphrases
The model says what it says
That's just the standard deviation talking
Known Quirks
Maintains a spreadsheet ranking every burger he's eaten by biomechanical efficiency
Celebrates sacks by drawing normal distribution curves in the dirt
Team
Glassveil Prophets
Glassveil