⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD
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Cody Variance

Glassveil Prophets

87

OVR

Age

28

Height

6'3"

Weight

205 lbs

Pro Yrs

6

Sabermetrics devotee with a devastating spiral

Published a peer-reviewed paper on directional punting efficiency that went viral on r/dataisbeautiful; the Glassveil front office hired him on the spot after he corrected their field position analytics in a Slack thread.

Speaks exclusively in academic papers; every interview includes at least one 'Actually' and references to expected points added.

If you look at the EPA metrics here, this is frankly embarrassing

That boot had suboptimal hangtime by 0.04 seconds, which tracks

Maintains a live Google Sheets of every punt trajectory organized by wind speed, field position, and barometric pressure

Refuses to wear shoes unless they've been measured for spiral rate to the thousandth of a rotation

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