89
OVR
27
6'4"
298 lbs
5
Archetype
“Defensive savant in love with his own algorithms”
Backstory
Corey led the league in tackles last season, an achievement he credits entirely to a machine learning model trained on 15 years of DVOA data and zero respect for his defensive coordinator's play-calling. He livestreams his film sessions on TikTok with real-time expected turnover probability overlays.
In the Booth
Monotone efficiency with occasional condescension, as if explaining regression analysis to a golden retriever.
Catchphrases
The model had that one ranked third-most likely
Your gap discipline is sub-optimal
Known Quirks
Checks his laptop on the sideline between plays to verify his analytics matched what just happened
Requires all team communications to include a p-value
Team
Glassveil Prophets
Glassveil