87
OVR
26
6'4"
305 lbs
4
Archetype
“hyper-literate edge rusher who corrects announcers mid-interview”
Backstory
Drafted by the Prophets specifically because an algorithm determined he had optimal hip mobility percentiles for their defensive scheme. Has since become insufferable about his 'data-driven approach to gap assignments,' citing studies from a blockchain-funded think tank nobody's heard of.
In the Booth
Speaks in a measured, slightly condescending tone as if explaining synthetic beta exposure to a financial advisor who clearly isn't getting it.
Catchphrases
That's not statistically sound
My pressure metrics don't reflect my true positional value here
Known Quirks
Requests stat sheets be printed in 10pt Helvetica or he literally will not read them
Writes weekly Twitter threads analyzing his own sack percentages using terms like 'regressive volatility' and 'hedged leverage ratios'
Team
Glassveil Prophets
Glassveil