58
OVR
28
6'0"
195 lbs
6
Archetype
“Data-drowning stats evangelist with a false equivalency problem”
Backstory
Donovan rejected a full ride to Princeton's statistics program to walk on at a mid-tier FCS school, convinced his 'superior positioning metrics' would make him a first-rounder. He spent college live-tweeting his own advanced analytics while getting torched in games, and the Prophets drafted him in round six primarily for his 47k Twitter followers.
In the Booth
Speaks like a startup founder who discovered regression analysis three months ago and won't shut up about it.
Catchphrases
The tape doesn't lie, but your eyeballs definitely do
That's suboptimal. I've run the numbers—plural.
Known Quirks
Immediately asks opponents their calculated "efficiency rating" after every snap
Refuses to watch actual game film, only stares at statistical heat maps on an iPad
Team
Glassveil Prophets
Glassveil